For all things Tina Fey
Watching right now in glorious HD–will have some commentary after the show.
Jack: “Have you ever been sexually harassed?”
Liz and Jack: “Of course not.”
Devon: “I sold the ‘e’–to Samsung. They’re ‘Samesung’ now.”
Tracy: “You’re going to get so much nice-nice you’ll need to grow another ding…”
LOL
Overall, this episode was fantastic, but you already knew that.
If you haven’t seen it already, GET TO IT!
I was getting out of bed this morning just as the Today Show started and before I could say “Holy Spermbrows Ann Curry!” I saw a clip of our dearest Tina! Matt Hot Daddy Lauer said that Tina was going to be on in a few minutes. I scrambled to throw on some clothes so that I could park myself in front of my TV with a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds in Almond Breeze Almond milk. (This post has been brought to you by the American Almond Growers Association.)
How can Tina look so effortlessly flawless and be so pitch perfect hilarious at 7:30am, you ask? What a silly question, you plebe*. Answer: She’s Tina Fey.
Don’t forget to watch the season premier of 30 Rock tonight! Even if you already watched it online, watch it again for the heck of it. You know you’re not doing anything else tonight anyway, right?
*Note: Just kidding on the insult! We have about .57 reader(s) and I really don’t want to lose you. Please tell your mom to read this blog.
Because seriously, hardly anything is better than an ice cream sandwich. Even when you buy the generic cheapy ice cream sandwiches from 7-11 and it’s partially covered in freezer burn, it’s still great. Tina Fey combined with Conan O’Brien is pretty much an ice cream sandwich for your eyes. Tina was on Conan last night to talk about SNL, the return of 30 Rock, and hugging Oprah. I missed it because I was recovering from too much sun, 85 degree weather, and Pinkberry (life changing). Here’s the interview in 2 parts so you can laugh at work and pretend that life is worth living.
Note the part where Tina mentions that she needed a last minute babysitter. This is a reoccurring joke of mine and I feel like it’s my calling. This is a sign if I ever saw one! Am I right, Ace of Base? I’m submitting my credentials for a background check as we speak. Look for paparazzi candids of me and Alice canoodling in NYC.
No one rocks a LBD like Tina Fey!
Oh snap, son! I figured out how to embed the hulu.com player in our blog!
Now if only someone would read the site.
For some hot, full-screen action, head on over to Hulu.com
Not entirely related to Tina Fey, but Tracy Jordan, star of The Girly Show on 30Rock, has received word that his video game, “Dong Slayer”, has gone on to sell 61 MILLION copies.
Joystiq.com has a nice piece detailing the info and puts it into perspective:
Back in May, we heard 30 Rock character Tracy Jordan was putting the finishing touches on his pornographic video game Dong Slayer. Since then, according to the 30 Rock season premiere that debuted on Hulu this week, the title has gone on to sell 61 million units. That amounts to an average of approximately 360,947 each day. Comparatively, as of March 2008, Hot Coffee-laden Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has sold just 21.5 million in its then-1,247 day lifetime.
Of course, if you still haven’t seen the season premier (shame on you), head on over to nbc.com to get your view on. Be sure to check out the full post over at Joystiq along with other video game goodness.
Props to Tracy for not only creating a new genre but smashing every video game publishing record ever known to man. HOLLA!
Suck on that, Nintendo.
Joystiq - 30 Rock: Tracy Jordan’s porno video game sells 61m units
Good ‘ole Will hits it on the head while Tina totally killed it!
This one is by far funnier than last week’s. Don’t have a DVR? (Shame on you.) Expect it to hit the interwebs/hulu.com/nbc.com sometime later this week.
Unfortunately, Weekend Update wasn’t as funny…
Needs more stama…
Or more pukefest. Don’t you dare call me low brow.
Yes folks! The day you’ve been long waiting for is finally here… a few days early. Thanks to a tip from fellow blogger “velcro sneakers” (who is actually enjoying a vacation in Los Angeles yet is not going to the beach because she hates beaches), I’ve been informed that Hulu.com, the online video site created by a bunch of TV networks is hosting the season premier of 30 Rock Season 3. If you want to watch the episode early, head on over to Hulu and watch away. There’s no sign up or any fees–just a few advertisements you may have to sit through, which isn’t any worse than watching it on the ole boob tube.
Me personally? I’m going to wait for it to air on TV so I can watch my Stamatina in glorious high definition.
Let me know how the episode goes!
Vanity Fair, everyone’s second favorite magazine about fashion, culture, and politics (the first being the ever-so-deserving Maxim magazine) is going to feature our blessed Stamatina on the front cover, according to Radar Online.
This isn’t the first time she’s graced the cover of VF–back in April, Annie Leibovitz was chosen to shoot a cover featuring Stamy, Amy Poehler (Will Arnett’s baby mama), and Sarah Silverman (not that funny, how does she have her own show). Word is that Leibovits has been matched up with Tina Fey for another cover, but the when, where, or how has yet to be determined.
Message to Stama: If you’d like to do a cover shoot for our website sans clothing, hit me up.
Radar Online - Tina Fey to Grace the Cover of Vanity Fair, Again
I love how Alec Baldwin basically got to call Sarah Palin, “That horrible woman” to her FACE. Suck on that! But I have to disagree, Palin is NOT hotter than Tina Fey.
Can you imagine how great it is to be Amy Poehler’s fetus right now? Hearing Mommy rapping and being hilarious at the same time! I wish she’d adopt me already. BTW, it pains me to admit that Andy Samberg looks really cute as an Eskimo.
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