The Stamatina Project

I hope this is really Tina’s twitter!

Twitters are annoying. I don’t care what you’re doing every other second of your attention whoring life. BUT! If this is indeed Tina Fey’s real twitter site then heck yeah I’m adding that to my RSS feeds. Here are some gems:

• You tell the sandwich artist “a dab of mayo” and they slather it. It’s almost like they’re not being paid a living wage or something.
• Is it too early for nachos? (posted at 6:42am)
• Somewhere a man named Barack Obama sits on a toilet and thinks the same thing I do: I need to trim my toe nails.

She is so on point on everything. That mayo thing happens to me all of the time. Because I don’t like cheese, I like a thin veil of mayo in my sangies as an adhesive to keep all of the components together. But no sandwich maker I’ve known is familiar with “just a touch” or “a little” mayo. They go all out and give you half the jar in one fell swoop. This usually means I sit there with 20 napkins wiping most of it off before consuming which is a waste because I’m sure some kid in Africa would have loved that extra mayo.

But enough about my eating habits. Good chum of The Stamatina Project, Malinda the Filipina Dracula, tipped me off to this clip of Liz Lemon meeting a hunky neighbor. I reserve “hunky” for a select few men out there and Jon Hamm is truly a walking hunk o’ man.

I need to find someone who can screen print t-shirts so I can make “I want to go to there” shirts. Look for this episode next Thursday, February 5th.

Videogum - 30 Rock Preview: Tina Fey Meets Jon Hamm

I don’t watch awards shows because they’re often too long to hold my attention so it was a very pleasant surprise to wake up this morning to see that 30 Rock had cleaned up! 30 Rock won in all 3 categories they were nominated for, including Tina for Best Actress in a TV Comedy. Here’s a clip of her acceptance speech:

Tina Fey haters?! I had no idea they really existed; I thought they were mythical like unicorns or nice boyfriends. I mean honestly, I still cannot wrap my head around it. It just goes to show that jealousy manifests itself even in the face of such pure talent as our Tina.

Here’s a better look at what Tina wore last night:

Marvelous, as usual! She went big though with that plunging neckline, eh?

30 Rock also won for Best Television Musical/Comedy. Here is Tracy Morgan with the hilarious acceptance speech:

And last but not least, Alec Baldwin won for Best Actor in a TV Comedy:

Gawker - Meet the Haters Tina Fey Told off