The Stamatina Project

Sent to me by a friend. I’ve been really lazy about updating. Sorry for disappointing the ones of you who read this.

L to R: Some wack “musician”, Jane Krakowski, some wack “musician”, Alec Baldwin

• Oh Jesus, it looks like Olivia-Look-At-Me-My Boobs-Will-Convince-You-I’m-Funny-Munn has joined the cast of Date Night. Maybe Tina can give her some lessons on how to be genuinely funny without serving your boobs on a platter all of the time.
• A bevy of musicians will guest star on 30 Rock for its May 14th season finale. They’re all musicians/bands I loathe, including: Elvis Costello, Sheryl Crow, Mary J. Blige, Clay Aiken, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and Rhett Miller of Old 97s. I guess Mary J. isn’t so bad. But Clay Aiken, REALLY?!
• Tina’s got new digs, one that comes with 4 bathrooms, a powder room, and a library. Totally jelz. I hope she redecorates though. It’s looking a little waspy in these photos.

Cinema Blend - Olivia Munn Joins Date Night
Chicago Tribune - First Look At the Musicians Stopping by 30 Rock
Gawker - Tina Fey Is So Down-to-Earth She Lives in a Mansion

I haven’t been posting lately because I feel blah about this season. I’ve only liked 3 episodes total so far. Is this an example of me not liking something just because the masses have caught on? Yes, absolutely. I’m an elitist to the core. Kidding. I just can’t get into this season that much which is why there are no new posts, aside from this one which I’m writing because I just used a paperclip as a toothpick to dig a sesame seed out of my teeth from this morning’s free bagel at the office. I wanted to mention this because I can picture Liz Lemon doing this. She’d also approve that this bagel was my 2nd breakfast (I already had Multigrain Cheerios at home). Other things I have in common with Liz Lemon:

• She had Invisalign. It is my DREAM to get Invisalign. Some people dream of starting a family and living in a nice house. I dream of straight pearly whites stained by coffee and cigarettes.
• She wears bi-curious sneakers. I do as well even though it’s supposed to be “business casual” here. I got the casual part down!
• She wears glasses. OMG, sometimes I wear glasses!
• She dances really poorly and hilariously. No one I know can attest to this but trust me, I do.
• She loves to eat. See above about two breakfasts.
• Her dream date is napping, eating, and celebrity gossip. Should I just settle down with a fat, gay man?
• Dennis the Beeper King. I’ve had my fair share.

Of course it’d be silly of me to compare my life solely with that of a fictional TV character. Thus, here are the things I have in common with Tina Fey:

• Lefties don’t wanna be right! Oh hey, corny.
• Flat footed.
• She wears glasses. OMG, sometimes I wear glasses!
• She’s hilarious. (Let me have this one, OK?)
• She used to be frump-a-dump. Granted, I am still in this state but just you wait. I’m going to knock em dead at 38.

If Liz Lemon/Tina Fey is one of the most relatable female figures in modern entertainment and pop culture then does that mean I’M relatable? Me, grouchy pessimistic, me? That might be a little far fetched and egocentric… What I do know is that most women my age (knocking on 30’s door) do find Liz/Tina relatable and I can only conclude the following: We’re not all that special. We’re all cut from the same cloth. This perturbs me though as I thought I was ~unique~.

Going to self medicate with Baked Lays now. Look for a new post in 2010!